måndag 7 mars 2016

Brexit perils

These are some of the things that will happen if Britain leaves the EU
  • A meteorite will land in the middle of the pitch at Lord's at the start of the season, making a huge crater. All cricket matches will have to be cancelled for the rest of the year, and trains from Baker Street and Marylebone will have to be replaced by buses for several months.
  • The Straits of  Dover will be blocked with icebergs.
  • A 60 foot high tidal wave will sweep up the English Channel leaving a trail of destruction along the south coast.
  • A volcano will appear in the middle of Slough and start to erupt.
  • A major city in the Midlands will be destroyed by an earthquake.
  • Kittens will die.
  • The sun will stop shining for five years.
There is probably more, but you would need to look in Old Moore's Almanac.

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