POLICE sniffer dogs trained to spot terrorists at railway stations in Britain
may no longer come into contact with Muslim passengers – after
complaints that it is against the suspects’ religion.
This should be exploited. Teams of dog handlers with unusually friendly dogs, eg Spaniels, Poodles and Corgis, could be posted in all railway stations. The dogs would be trained to wag their tails and approach people and lick them. Bins full of dog biscuits would be placed at the entrances to every platform, and passengers would have to feed the dogs by letting them take the biscuits out of their hands, and then pat them on the head, tickle them behind the ears and be licked.
I think these dog-welcoming teams would be very popular with the British public.
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